Funny iced matcha quotes

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.