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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Seen just now on Discord:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

Going viral on Facebook:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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Spotted on Facebook:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Spreading quickly via X:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Breaking via X:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Just shared via X:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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