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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being β€œall talk”. On Twitter.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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That β€œmeeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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I could post β€œhello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart β€” I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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