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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Going viral on Telegram:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Shared recently on WeChat:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on X this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

81 shares on X this month:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

77 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,491

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Just shared via X:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Just shared via Reddit:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Spotted on WeChat:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Live now on LinkedIn:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Trending via Snapchat:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Making waves on Telegram:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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