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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spotted on Slack:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Going viral on Discord:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Breaking via Instagram:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Making waves on Telegram:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Spotted on Messenger:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The void screams into me.

Making waves on TikTok:

They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Seen just now on Slack:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

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56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

64 shares on Slack this month:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,313

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Just shared via WeChat:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Breaking via Slack:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

Just shared via Reddit:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Spotted on WeChat:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

Spotted on X:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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