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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.

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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Breaking via Instagram:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Seen just now on Slack:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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64 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

82 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

48 shares on Slack this month:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

94 shares on Threads this month:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Spotted on X:

I would prefer not to.

Trending via Snapchat:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Just landed via Slack:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

Just shared via YouTube:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Spotted on YouTube:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Making waves on Slack:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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