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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Reported on WeChat:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Just shared via Messenger:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Going viral on Messenger:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Shared recently on Slack:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Just landed via Twitch:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Breaking via Messenger:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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