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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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