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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency notify”, I put “Doctor.”

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

Going viral on X:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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