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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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I had the most impatient and rudest cashier. I’m never using self-checkout again.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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