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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has viewed:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later wonโ€™t want.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

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Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Freshly posted on Facebook:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Going viral on X:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Spotted on Threads:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Toast doesnโ€™t talk. How do you know itโ€™s French?

Going bananas on Slack:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Trending via Slack:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

Making waves on TikTok:

Iโ€™m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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93 shares on Instagram this month:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Due to personal reasons, Iโ€™ll be using humor to hide pain.

56 shares on X this month:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. Iโ€™m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes โ€˜skdjfkskakfk.โ€™

72 shares on Facebook this month:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so Iโ€™ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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I have no use for mean people. Iโ€™ll walk right past you like youโ€™re furniture.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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I need money, not feelings.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

Just paid my bills, so donโ€™t ask me to come out. Iโ€™m at home getting my moneyโ€™s worth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has downloaded:

I didnโ€™t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has copied:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ has viewed:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didnโ€™t mean accountable.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Breaking via Snapchat:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to your 40sโ€ฆ you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Live now on Slack:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Just shared via Discord:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldnโ€™t afford to pay in a different color.

Trending via Instagram:

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Going viral on Reddit:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

โ€œIโ€™ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.โ€

Seen just now on Slack:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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