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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,489

Jan 5, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Slack:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Seen just now on X:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Just shared via Messenger:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Live now on Pinterest:

A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

Going viral on X:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Funny kids activity quotes

Funny kids activity quotes bring endless giggles and relatable moments to every messy craft 🎨, wild game 🏃‍♂️, and imaginative adventure 🦄. These playful sayings capture the chaos and charm of childhood fun, making parents and kiddos alike laugh out loud 😂. Perfect for brightening up your day or sharing with fellow fun-lovers, get ready to smile and nod along with the joy of little ones being big bundles of energy and creativity! 🎉✨

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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84 shares on Pinterest this month:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

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Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Just landed via YouTube:

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Trending via TikTok:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Shared recently on X:

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Going bananas on YouTube:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

Live now on Pinterest:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Seen just now on Messenger:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Trending via Slack:

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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