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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Making waves on TikTok:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Making waves on YouTube:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Blink if you want me!

Seen just now on Instagram:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Making waves on WeChat:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Trending via Snapchat:

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Just landed via Slack:

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Shared recently on Discord:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Seen just now on X:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Reported on LinkedIn:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Trending via Facebook:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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