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Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Seen just now on Reddit:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Going viral on Twitch:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Spotted on X:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Just landed via WeChat:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Spotted on Threads:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Going viral on Instagram:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Trending via Threads:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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22 shares on Discord this month:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

99 shares on Messenger this month:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

63 shares on Slack this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

33 shares on Slack this month:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

65 shares on Slack this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Breaking via YouTube:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Going viral on YouTube:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Just shared via Instagram:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Going viral on Snapchat:

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Just landed via Facebook:

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

Just shared via Telegram:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

Trending via Pinterest:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Just landed via Threads:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

Going viral on YouTube:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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