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Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Breaking via Snapchat:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Just landed via Discord:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Breaking via Twitch:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Just shared via Facebook:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Just landed via Telegram:

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

Just landed via Reddit:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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78 shares on YouTube this month:

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

55 shares on Reddit this month:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy? I have Spotify.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Farting, but with eye contact.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Listen to the birds, not the news.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,743

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Shared recently on WeChat:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Just shared via Facebook:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

Trending via Twitch:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Just shared via WeChat:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Trending via WeChat:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

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