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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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