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Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Time needs a speed limit.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Live now on Instagram:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Making waves on Instagram:

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Breaking via Reddit:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Seen just now on Slack:

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Making waves on Facebook:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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24 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

66 shares on Discord this month:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

26 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Going viral on WeChat:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Shared recently on Telegram:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dear Santa, Money!

Seen just now on Discord:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Shared recently on X:

Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

Spotted on Telegram:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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