Funny life tip quotes

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.