Funny lifeguard quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

  Commentary:
  "Big thanks to the lifeguard for ensuring I have my priorities straight – from saving lives to saving potatoes in my Speedo! 🥔🩳 Who knew tubers could be trendy swimwear accessories?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"

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