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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I am single, please disturb me!

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Just landed via Facebook:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

Just landed via Facebook:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Trending via Discord:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Trending via Instagram:

I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

Breaking via Reddit:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

97 shares on X this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

14 shares on Slack this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

79 shares on Telegram this month:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

52 shares on X this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Going viral on Discord:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Just shared via Facebook:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Shared recently on X:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Making waves on TikTok:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Just landed via Telegram:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Going bananas on Threads:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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