Funny mama quotes

• So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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  2 days ago

  before, died, Elvis, Lego, mama, movie, sad

• Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

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  6 days ago

  family, fool, humor, i, mama, own, raise, responsibility, self-deprecation, turned

• My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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  6 days ago

  burnout, expectations, humor, mama, mediocrity, perfectionist, quitter, raise, raised, self-criticism, sometimes, struggle

• My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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  2 weeks ago

  adjustment, boyfriend, hotel, Hotel Mama, humor, living, living together, mama, me, moved, parent, relationship, responsibility, single, single parent, straight, together

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