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Funny matcha quotes

Funny matcha quotes 🍵✨ are the perfect blend of green vibes and giggles! Whether you’re a matcha newbie or a seasoned sipper, these witty lines will brighten your day and boost your tea time mood. Ready to steep yourself in laughter and love for that vibrant green powder? Let’s dive into some playful matcha moments that’ll make you smile with every sip! 😄💚 #MatchaMagic #TeaTimeLaughs

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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