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Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

The only joke my mom ever made was me.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,704

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Shared recently on Slack:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Trending via Pinterest:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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67 shares on YouTube this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

20 shares on Threads this month:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

78 shares on Facebook this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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41 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,310

Funny Quotes Topics

17,437

Funny Quotes Images

15,310

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,568

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Just shared via TikTok:

On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Just landed via Twitch:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Trending via Snapchat:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Trending via TikTok:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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