Commentary:
Wow, she's been working there so long her first computer probably had a dial-up internet! 🖥️📞😄
2120 Funny me quotes
Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.
Commentary:
Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! 🎪🚓😂
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.
Commentary:
Guess I better check out quickly before someone adds me to their cart! 🛒😂
I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.
Commentary:
"Feeling buzzingly beautiful today, thanks to my new pollinator fan club! 🌼🦋🐝🤣"
I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.
Commentary:
Just doing my part to stimulate the economy, one cart at a time! 🛒💸😂
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.
Commentary:
Just when I thought I cracked the code to self-confidence, my brain goes, "Plot twist!" 🤔😂 #TrustIssues
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.
Commentary:
Plant parent problems: nurturing my leafy babies while dodging the haters 🌿👶🙃