Commentary:
"Hey, if you're feeling the heat, just remember, you're keeping me cool! 😎🔥 Stay chill, my friends! ❄️ #CoolerThanYou"
88 Funny means quotes
Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.
Commentary:
"Marriage: where intimate conversations are replaced by a constant game of 'What?'. 🗣️🚪😂"
Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.
Commentary:
Ah, the great divide between professions! 💩 For nurses, loose stool is just another day at work, while for bartenders, it's a definite sign something went wrong with the cocktail recipe! 🍹😂 Just remember, context is everything in the world of bodily functions and mixed drinks! 🩺🍻
My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
Commentary:
"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"
Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?
Commentary:
Reward system activated! Doggy treats incoming! 🐶🍖🤣
Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.
Commentary:
Recovering people pleaser here too, taking "strict" as my new badge of honor! 🏅😅
Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.
Commentary:
When your heart says yay and your brain says bruh, you know you're living the best of both worlds 😂🤷♀️💖
When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.
Commentary:
Guess I'm officially in the "long as you happy" club now! 🤔😂🧓✨