Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴♂️🚓"
88 Funny means quotes
When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.
Commentary:
"When the client says 'make it pop', I'm never quite sure if they want the project to shine like a disco ball 🕺 or if they expect me to start breakdancing on the conference table 💃. Either way, I'm prepared to dazzle with my creativity – in more ways than one! 💥✨"
My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.
Commentary:
Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! 🚀💼 Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! 😉👏
Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.
Commentary:
"Just because I'm serving smiles doesn't mean you're on the VIP list 🤷♂️ Being polite is just my default setting, like a fancy robot programmed with manners 😆💁♂️ #FriendlinessWithoutFavoritism"
Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.
Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous world of your 40s where wild Saturday nights have been replaced by cozy bedtimes at a reasonable hour. 🌙 Embrace the beauty of uninterrupted sleep and dream about all the parties you once attended…or not, who has the energy for that anyway? 😄 #PartyAnimalTurnedSleepingBeauty"
At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
Commentary:
Oh, the joys of the laundry struggle as we age! 🧦🌪️ Who needs a romantic trail of clothes when you have a scatter of socks from the dryer? 🧦😅 #AdultingAtItsFinest
Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging gracefully! 👵🏼👴🏼 Less socializing, more scrutinizing! 🤣 Who needs a big circle of friends anyway when you can have a big list of grievances instead? 🤷🏻♂️😂 #LivingMyBestGrumpyLife"
I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.
Commentary:
Sounds like they're undergoing a full reboot to factory settings! 💖🔧😂
Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
Commentary:
"Welcome to the delightful world of adulting, where the hair growth is unpredictable and the balding is selective! 🧔🚫💇♀️"
If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
Commentary:
"Breaking News: Missing person requests to only feature 'skinny and hot' photos in case of disappearance. Because, let's face it, a fabulous outfit can solve any mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍💃 #FashionableSearchPartyRequired"