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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Going viral on Slack:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Broadcasted on Slack:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Going bananas on Facebook:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Going viral on Snapchat:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Making waves on Instagram:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Just shared via Telegram:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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31 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

99 shares on Slack this month:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

88 shares on Threads this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

16 shares on Slack this month:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,461

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not going is the new leaving early.

Freshly posted on X:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Just shared via Telegram:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Spotted on Slack:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Trending via Slack:

Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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