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Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.