Funny meteorologists quotes

64 shares on Facebook this month:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

55 shares on Discord this month:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

72 shares on Messenger this month:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.