Funny metric quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the metric system debate – a true American classic! 🇺🇸📏 Imagine the chaos of using liters instead of gallons or centimeters instead of inches! ⚖️ Who knew measurements could spark such passion? 😄 Let the metric mayhem begin!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew drug dealers were our unintentional math teachers all along? 🤔📏 Let's thank them for making the metric system less intimidating… one baggie at a time! 🤣💊 #MathletesInDisguise"

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