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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I am cassette tape years old.

Making waves on Slack:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

Going viral on Slack:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Just shared via WeChat:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Trending via TikTok:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Breaking news is really breaking me.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Just landed via TikTok:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Spotted on Instagram:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Spotted on Discord:

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Just landed via Threads:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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