Funny mob boss quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

  Commentary:
  "😂 When a toddler says 'make me an offer,' you better have cookies ready or be prepared for a kindergarten coup! 🍪👶💼"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"

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