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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Trending via Reddit:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Trending via Instagram:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

Reported on X:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Reported on WhatsApp:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

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Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Going viral on Instagram:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Just shared via WeChat:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

Trending via Reddit:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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