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Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Just shared via X:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Live now on Slack:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Going bananas on Discord:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Live now on WhatsApp:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Funny mold quotes bring a hilarious twist to something usually seen as gross or annoying 🦠😂! Whether you’re battling that stubborn patch in your fridge or just love quirky humor, these witty lines will have you chuckling while thinking twice about moldy messes 🍞🤪. Ready to laugh at the unexpected side of fungi? Let’s dive into some moldy fun that’s oddly satisfying and totally relatable! 🎉🌿

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Breaking via Threads:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Seen just now on Threads:

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Going bananas on Threads:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Just landed via YouTube:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Just landed via Telegram:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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