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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Just landed via Discord:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Spotted on Reddit:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Shared recently on X:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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93 shares on Facebook this month:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Breaking via Slack:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Live now on Threads:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Seen just now on Discord:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Making waves on YouTube:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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