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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

Going viral on Telegram:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Spotted on Twitch:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Trending via YouTube:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Spotted on Threads:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Spotted on Telegram:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Just landed via YouTube:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

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