Funny MTV quotes

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.