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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Going viral on Messenger:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Just landed via Threads:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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Live now on Reddit:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Just shared via Instagram:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Trending via Messenger:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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