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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Just shared via TikTok:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Making waves on Slack:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Spotted on WeChat:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Going viral on TikTok:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Funny napkin quotes bring a splash of humor to your mealtime moments 🍽️😂 Whether scribbled during a coffee break or passed around at dinner, these witty one-liners turn ordinary napkins into mini comedy shows 🤣📝 Ready to spice up your table talk with laughs and good vibes? Let’s dive into the world of clever quips that make every bite more fun! 🎉🍕

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13 shares on Reddit this month:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

54 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Telegram:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

Spotted on Discord:

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Spotted on X:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Breaking via Snapchat:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Trending via WeChat:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Just shared via Discord:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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