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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,513

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Trending via WeChat:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Making waves on Threads:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Seen just now on Slack:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Freshly posted on X:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on Discord this month:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

16 shares on Threads this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

73 shares on Slack this month:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

93 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

51 shares on Discord this month:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

11 shares on Instagram this month:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite hobby is withering away.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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244 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,513

Funny Quotes Topics

17,581

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15,513

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

Just shared via YouTube:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Just landed via Threads:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Making waves on Messenger:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Seen just now on Discord:

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

Just shared via Telegram:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Just landed via Telegram:

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Just landed via Messenger:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

Breaking via TikTok:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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