Funny nine-year-old quotes

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

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Back to the Future and chill?

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”