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Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Cheating on an exam by memorizing all the content beforehand so I can easily answer the questions.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

51 shares on Discord this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

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