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Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Making waves on Slack:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

Live now on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Just shared via YouTube:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Trending via Telegram:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Trending via TikTok:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Making waves on Telegram:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

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27 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

30 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

12 shares on X this month:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

69 shares on Slack this month:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

59 shares on Discord this month:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Seen just now on Threads:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Making waves on X:

When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

Trending via Slack:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Going viral on Facebook:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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