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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Making waves on YouTube:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Shared recently on Threads:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Breaking via X:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Just landed via X:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

For whom the doom scrolls!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Trending via Snapchat:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Making waves on Telegram:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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Funny nuggets quotes are the ultimate snack for your soul 🍗😂! Whether you’re craving a quick laugh or a quirky one-liner, these bite-sized gems serve up endless giggles and tasty humor 🍟😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your day, get ready to feast on some seriously funny nuggets that hit just the right spot! 🎉🔥 #SnackOnThis

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Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy
6 months ago
Share →: Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Commentary:
"Who can resist the urge to gobble down those adorable little nuggets of joy on four legs? 🐶🍗 Just make sure to ask for a side of belly rubs and extra wagging tails to go with it!"
6 months ago
Share →: My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old metric of educational success: nuggets per order! 🍗🎓 Perhaps we should start grading schools based on their crispy chicken output. Who needs standardized testing when you've got a box of nuggets to gauge academic excellence? 😂 #NuggetWisdom"

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Making waves on Telegram:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

Shared recently on Messenger:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Trending via YouTube:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Breaking via Reddit:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Shared recently on Discord:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

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