Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Jan 6, 2026

3,622

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Trending via YouTube:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Shared recently on YouTube:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Funny nuggets quotes

Funny nuggets quotes are the ultimate snack for your soul 🍗😂! Whether you’re craving a quick laugh or a quirky one-liner, these bite-sized gems serve up endless giggles and tasty humor 🍟😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or spicing up your day, get ready to feast on some seriously funny nuggets that hit just the right spot! 🎉🔥 #SnackOnThis

New funny nuggets quotes 👇

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

0

2 months ago

chicken, chicken nugget, chicken nuggets, comedy, disappointment, exaggeration, fast, fast food, food, giving, humor, McDonald’s, me, nugget, nuggets, only, origin, origin story, story, villain
Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

0

2 months ago

chicken, chicken nugget, chicken nuggets, comparison, craving, dog, dogs, every, food, humor, i, nugget, nuggets, pet, time, want
My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

0

2 months ago

American, chicken nuggets, critique, education, food, humor, i, nuggets, opinion, order, piece, system, ten, ten piece

All funny nuggets quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

41 shares on Slack this month:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

55 shares on X this month:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

233 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,502

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,502

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,539

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

Trending via YouTube:

You are the Monday of my life.

Shared recently on Discord:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Just shared via TikTok:

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

Going viral on Discord:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴