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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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Dear music, thanks!

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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