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Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

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Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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