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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Being awake is the worst.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

Spotted on Reddit:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Spotted on Reddit:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Just shared via Threads:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

Just shared via Slack:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Going viral on Telegram:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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Live now on Reddit:

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Reported on Pinterest:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Seen just now on Discord:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Just shared via Messenger:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Trending via X:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Just landed via Threads:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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