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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.