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Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that at first I am shy and then I become a podcast.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Live now on Snapchat:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Seen just now on Messenger:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Discord:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Making waves on Telegram:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Discord this month:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

53 shares on Discord this month:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Just landed via Discord:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Just landed via Reddit:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Seen just now on Telegram:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Breaking via Messenger:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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