Funny origin story quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
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  4 months ago

  View →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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