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Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

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Trending via Discord:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Going viral on YouTube:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Trending via Pinterest:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Going viral on Twitch:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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10 shares on Messenger this month:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Making waves on WeChat:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I woke up alive again.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Spotted on WeChat:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Seen just now on TikTok:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Just shared via Reddit:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Just shared via YouTube:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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