Funny origin story quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, McDonald's made a grave error! 😱 One Chicken Nugget short, and the world may never be the same again! 🍗💥 Watch out, super-sized vengeance is coming! 😈 #TheGreatNuggetConspiracy

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