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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Live now on Reddit:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Just landed via Messenger:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Funny origin story quotes 😂✨ bring a hilarious twist to the tales we thought we knew! Whether it’s about superheroes, snacks, or everyday mishaps, these witty lines add sparkle and laughter to beginnings. Ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort? Let’s dive into the funniest origins that prove every story has a quirky side! 🎉📚🤣

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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This whole week could have been an email.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Live now on Snapchat:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Going viral on Discord:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Shared recently on Slack:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

Going bananas on Discord:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Just landed via Facebook:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Spotted on Telegram:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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