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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Breaking via YouTube:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Just landed via WeChat:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Spotted on Reddit:

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

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I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Breaking via Slack:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Trending via Facebook:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Making waves on Twitch:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Reported on X:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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