Funny overuse quotes

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

90 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.