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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Body by sandwich.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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β€œYou don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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β€œBluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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