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There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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