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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

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My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Mindfulness is out. We’re doing drugs again.

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Funny peeler quotes 🥔🍎 bring a slice of humor to your kitchen routine! Whether you’re tackling stubborn potato skins or peeling apples for a snack, these witty lines add zest to the everyday chore. Ready to laugh while you peel? Get ready for some pun-tastic moments that’ll make your peeling process way more entertaining and peel-iciously fun! 😂🧑‍🍳✨

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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