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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Share →: The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

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Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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