Funny personalization quotes

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.